SON OF A WHORE
aliensandpredators:

The Doctor makes a friend
via hellblazerx

Yes!

aliensandpredators:

The Doctor makes a friend

via hellblazerx

Yes!

Pretty much how I feel right now

Pretty much how I feel right now

HI

You know what is fucking fantastic’ fucking everything. I love fucking having only fucking pizza pockets to eat. What’s that shouldn’t your family have more money to spend on food after you quit mma training? Fuck no cause someone has to buy fucking plane tickets to fucking jamaica. Oh but yea fucking pizza fucking pockets and shit my entire fucking life fucking awesome as fuck. Disregard the fact that my brother has severe heart problems and this shit could fucking potentially kill him no fuck that shit. Let’s just think of our fucking selves, oh fuck yea everyone else is less fucking important than you. Oh I still have to do all this bullshit even though you have a fucking husband, oh yea you are too fucking stupid to fucking file the fucking paper work to get his fucking stupid ass the fuck here. Really please get his fucking ass here so I can fucking leave mother fucking fuck. Anyways I’m in a great mood just reflecting on life.

A memorial to my life so far

Fuck everyone, fuck you, fuck her, fuck him, fuck them, fuck us, fuck me, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fucking shit, i hope everyone chokes on a donkey sized fucking shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCCCCCKKKKKKK! HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY!

Lapras!!!

Lapras!!!

Poor shark

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just always playing this drinking game where every time I feel lonely or depressed or nervous or excited, I drink.
ianbrooks:

Surprise! by Anna-Maria Jung
Up for the democratic process of voting at Threadless or if you simply can’t contain the chestburster inside of you, grab the print right now over at Society6.

Artist: Website / Tumblr


Nice

ianbrooks:

Surprise! by Anna-Maria Jung

Up for the democratic process of voting at Threadless or if you simply can’t contain the chestburster inside of you, grab the print right now over at Society6.

Artist: Website / Tumblr

Nice

collegehumor:

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Hahaha

collegehumor:

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Hahaha

collegehumor:

Giant Spider in the Toilet Threatened with Gun
Over-reaction or under-reaction?

Been there done it

collegehumor:

Giant Spider in the Toilet Threatened with Gun

Over-reaction or under-reaction?

Been there done it